The DOD Milk Conspiracy A Satirical Exposé by The Janitor and The Crystal
The DOD Milk Conspiracy A Satirical Exposé by The Janitor and The Crystal In the spirit of The Observer, who sees all and still makes pee jokes. You wake up. You go to the tiny neighborhood store. You look at the milk. Four brands. "Very Expensive." "Expensive." "Costly." "I Guess That's Fair." And you think: This is what freedom looks like. But here's what they don't tell you. The same Department of Defense that consumes 40% of the world's oil and emits more greenhouse gases than most nations—and whose emissions are conveniently not counted in any official tally—is also, quietly, in the milk business. Think about it. Why does a tiny town in the middle of nowhere need four brands of milk? Three of which are shipped in from far away? Why is the cheap brand always understocked? Why did Grampa's milkman—one truck, one bottle, one price—work perfectly for fifty years, and now suddenly we need a supply chain to keep ...