Patent Pending: "The Penis Protector"

 [Scene opens: A man in his 40s, looking desperate, standing in an urban park with his legs crossed. He glances around nervously.]

Narrator (Voiceover): "Gentlemen, let's face it. As we age, the call of nature comes more frequently, and our ability to hold it... not so much. But there's a problem, isn't there?"

[Cut to a close-up of the man’s worried face, scanning the area as he shifts uncomfortably.]

Narrator (Voiceover): "Public urination is a crime, and... well... sometimes the human anatomy just doesn't care about laws."

[Cut to the man frantically looking around, trying to find a place to pee. Then he freezes in horror as a police officer walks by, glaring at him.]

[Cut to the man awkwardly pulling up his pants and doing a "walk of shame" away from the officer.]

Narrator (Voiceover, dramatically): "What’s a man to do? The fear of public humiliation and criminal charges is real!"

[Sudden upbeat music plays as the screen flashes with bold text: "Introducing… The P.P.!”]

[Cut to a shot of the man holding up a large garden hose-like contraption, with a confident grin on his face.]

Narrator (Voiceover, cheerful): "The Penis Protector™ — because your 'nature calls' deserve to be answered without the risk of a sex crime investigation!"

[The man eagerly steps into a bush, pulls out his "P.P." and confidently pees into it, standing in broad daylight.]

Narrator (Voiceover): "Simply slip your manhood into the P.P., and voila! Public peeing without the public panic!"

[Cut to a shot of a baffled jogger running by, seeing the man standing with his hose and shaking his head.]

Jogger (laughing to herself): "Is that... a... hose?"

[The man shrugs with a smile and gives a thumbs up.]

Narrator (Voiceover, upbeat and proud): "Discreet, simple, and legal! The Penis Protector™ is designed for men of all ages who want to relieve themselves without the fear of scandal."

[Cut to a scene with different men of various ages all using the P.P. in different locations: a crowded street, a sports stadium, a beach.]

Narrator (Voiceover): "Whether you're at a concert, hiking, or just walking your dog—The P.P. keeps your business, well... your business!"

[Cut to a zoomed-in shot of the man, still peeing happily with the P.P., now holding an “I’m protected!” sign.]

Narrator (Voiceover, a touch of sarcasm): "Why risk it? You’re not a criminal. You’re just a man with a full bladder and a need for freedom."

[Final scene: The man walking away confidently with the P.P. tucked under his arm, ready for the next adventure.]

Narrator (Voiceover): "The Penis Protector™—Because the only thing you should be guilty of is holding it too long."

[Text on screen]: "Order now! Available in multiple sizes. Protect yourself, protect your... dignity."

[End scene with a jingle: "The P.P. - Pee with pride!"]